Saturday 5 October 2013


Here's a few things about myself.

As some of you know my name is Noah. I was named that because I was born in a little pool in our living room. My middle name is Flynn it means son of a red haired man so I bet u can figure out why they called me that(hint hint;) ) My nickname also some of u know is Mr. mustache because every time I ate I had something under Neath my nose so they grew to call me Mr. mustache.

I was born in Calgary on may 2nd 2003. I was born at 5:27am I weighed 8punds 14ounses and I was 22ninches tall. I first started walking at 10months. My first sentence was “mum Benja pee”. When I was 2 ½ and my mom said she was going to have a baby I said ”I put baby in jail”  because that’s what I always said when I was angry or just to be sillyJ.

Today I am 10 and I weigh 69 pounds. I have blond hair and blue eyes that change every season. I’m often wearing a mustache( not real) my aunty sais I have such long eye lashes that I can sweep the floor with them (totally not trueJ).




My family has 7 members including my two pets. I am (unfortunately) the middle son close behind my 13 year old brother and way ahead of my younger 6 year old brother. My parents on the other hand are at least a decade in front of me at 41 and 51. My pet hamster Felix, as most of the people in our class have seen on one my book reports, is close to a rat but with no tail and smells way better. My brother’s pet is a guinea pig which is close to a rabbit.

 I have had a very interesting school career. First I went to St.Joseph for kinder garden, then Stony Creek for grades 1 2 & 3. Stony Creek was special, not only was it awesome but on Monday, Wednesday and Friday you would be home schooled and not only was that aggravating but all you did was homework and unfortunately your teacher was your mom (doesn’t mean I don’t love you momJ). BEST MOMENT IN THE WORLD WAS WHEN I GOT TO MAKE GREEK WAR SHIP OUT OF ice cream. Now I’m in grade 5 and my friends, you know what, there’s too many to name.

I have many interesting hobbies.  One of my hobbies is climbing because I love the feeling of accomplishment when I reach the top of something. Another is parkouring because I love to run, jump, and use my body to move around. Soccer is another because I love to kick things. I love biking because I like to go off jumps and ride some sort of vehicle.  Drawing is something that I like to do when I’m bored because it’s practice for art. I recently won one hundred dollars in an art contest.

I have soooooo many favorite foods but here are some of my favorite: in 5th place is lasagna, in 4th place is spring roles, in 3rd place is spaghetti, in 2nd place is tacos. In 1st place, drum roll please, WAFFLES. 

There aren’t many things dislike but I managed some how to come up with these.  BULLYING is my #1 dislike in all the world. It kills me to see kids getting picked onL. Another thing I hate is mushrooms. Not only do they taste bad, but the texture of them feels weird (no offense to any one who likes mushrooms). Another dislike of mine is HOMEWORK (I bet EVERYONE  hates it) and this is my reason. I think after school should be for fun not for work you’ve been doing all day.

I’ve had a lot of great times, and when I say a lot I mean A LOT, but here are some of them. My first best is when me and my friend climbed up his house and as I said before, I felt so accomplished.  My second best time is when I went to Disneyland.  Who doesn’t like Disneyland?  I liked being able to spend time with my family.  My third great time is when I got my bow and arrow for Christmas. It was my very first compound bow.

I bet most of you haven’t decided what you’re going to do for a living when you grow up, well I have.  I’m going to be a teacher. I want to be a teacher because I love to work with kids and more kids and MORE KIDS. I am, in fact, going to marry and have kids, but only 4 or 5.  I’m going to university for about five years.  I’m going to go to the university of Alberta.